Monday, January 11, 2010

Indistinguishable

After many long years of oppression, redheads have finally had enough. Me and my posse of 3 are speaking out. And we are here to debunk some popular myths about redheads. We only have time for one tonight, but it's an important one. Redhead myth #1: All redheads must be related, regardless of the fact that they otherwise look nothing alike. Come on, people! We redheads have got to have at least one other distinguishing characteristic. I mean, does anybody even look beyond our fiery locks? There's more to us than a little ginger. So, next time, please take a closer look, and don't be so hasty to think we all look alike.

I am frequently told I look like celebrities, and I maintain that it is only because I have red hair, and so do they (or have had at some point in their illustrious careers). In order of look-alike frequency:

1. Lindsay Lohan


2. Melissa Joan Hart


3. Tina Fey


4. Christina Hendricks



Really? I look nothing like them... minus the hair color. I hope 2010 will bring a more discerning eye to my public. Meanwhile, we redheads will work working furiously to debunk the spurious myths surrounding us.

12 comments:

Kelly said...

I don't know...way back in the pedigree there must be a Sanders and a Lohan...

Becky said...

I'm more strawberry blond but people in high school would tell me I look like Nicole Kidman. Because we have the same eye and hair color? She's like 5'11" and I'm like 5'6". I don't even think our skin tone is the same. Weirdos!

I'm looking forward to more posts about red heads!

chelsea mckell said...

I totally feel your pain.
I've been told I look like Kirsten Dunst... because we both have round faces.

And FYI - I would trade you hair colors anyday.

Oh - add Amy Adams to your list. She's the main character on Enchanted. Gorgeous locks. You know, you two really look alike....

:)

M. said...

hey, I would say you look like MJH. People in college told you that all the time. I can see it... others, yes they are just looking at your hair! I can distinguish you on your one-eye-open capability too ;) But i secretly love your laugh best.

oh, and at least you get good people. I apparently only look like everyone's sister/cousin/friend/classmate etc. I'm generic, you're unique!

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