This week, my mom gave Mikale a sweet, unassuming gift of cherry lip balm. Little did she know the package contained scandalous kissing tips. With tips like these, we're all going to become brazen hussies:
"Pull back and look down, then look into his eyes. If he liked the kiss you'll most likely kiss again. Look at his lips, he will get the signal you want more!"
And, a thought in parting from the Ladies Home Journal (1948): "It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner."
Thanks, mom!
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3 comments:
That is seriously awesome!! I may just use those tips....hahaha!
crap. I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
Where do I get some of that lip gloss?
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