Monday, March 30, 2009

"Leave 'Em Wanting More"

This week, my mom gave Mikale a sweet, unassuming gift of cherry lip balm. Little did she know the package contained scandalous kissing tips. With tips like these, we're all going to become brazen hussies:

"Pull back and look down, then look into his eyes. If he liked the kiss you'll most likely kiss again. Look at his lips, he will get the signal you want more!"

And, a thought in parting from the Ladies Home Journal (1948): "It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner."

Thanks, mom!

3 comments:

April said...

That is seriously awesome!! I may just use those tips....hahaha!

Brian and chelsea said...

crap. I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

Jecca Lee Ivie Johnson said...

Where do I get some of that lip gloss?