My recent activities have aroused many suspicions and raised not a few eyebrows. Rightly so. Like any good bank or credit card company, some devoted friends have begun to investigate this suspicious activity. Please, friends: ease your minds. I have not been held at gun point, nor have I delivered up my integrity. I have not experienced any form of conversion, nor have I "seen the light." And, finally, I have not given in to your seemingly interminable pleas and mockeries. I have been a simple victim of Facebook scandal. I suddenly feel a sense of solidarity with Moroccan Prince Moulay Rachid; however, sadly, I lack the importance necessary to get my perpetrator thrown into jail.
Barring the possibility of jail, I suppose I will cede to you Austin Baird's punishment for the commission of this heinous crime. Do as you will.
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5 comments:
I don't know what you are talking about - I guess I missed the scandal! Did you become a day-hooker? Did you join the Jehovah's Witnesses? Are you dating a married man? My mind is racing trying to think of what sweet Smeather Sanders could have gotten herself into. You may need to enlighten me!. I'll be waiting . . .
Oh, Jess. Don't worry your pretty little head over me. My friend Austin just created a facebook account for me, which I neither approved nor have access to. That is the scandal, and nothing more.
Heath, that was so funny to see you on facebook! Now it makes more sense that you wouldn't have done it but Austin shall not be thrown into jail. He shall have some fun with your profile for a while then turn it over at which time I am sure you will delete it. So Heather Sanders' facebook days shall be short lived. :)
I love that I was right. Such satisfaction ;) It is still great to see you on facebook. Go Austin!!!
So I guess I won't take offense at the fact that I added you and haven't received a "online friend confirmation." I'll admit I thought that profile was legit, although I was a little taken aback.
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